What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
14.06.2025 07:36

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Why do many men like women's breasts?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
I can not sleep. what is the problem?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Why is Reddit blocked by the Indonesian government?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”